Friday, April 6, 2007

50 things about me

1. My favorite smell is Vicks Vap-o-Rub.
2. My second favorite smell is new shower curtain.
3. Kids of divorced parents fantasize that theirs will get back together. Mine did.
4. I enjoy things that involve hard labor, like moving and mowing the yard.
5. As a child, I had an imaginary friend named Little Glasses.
6. I was once a UPS driver.
7. I can play the drums.
8. Brad Pitt would never make my Shag Island. Jack Black, maybe.
9. I've never eaten an apple.
10. The only sport I ever excelled in was tap dancing.
11. For six years, my name was Stefani Rao.
12. I got to marry "the one that got away."
13. My favorite color is green.
14. I'm a native Texan, although I've lived in New York, Los Angeles and Miami.
15. My husband is turning me into a Mets fan.
16. I'm tone deaf.
17. The older I get, the less I look like Barbara Streisand.
18. I'm an only child.
19. My favorite holiday is Mother's Day.
20. I hate to cook.
21. I love a road trip through the desert.
22. I always thought math was easy.
23. Some of my teeth are fake.
24. My absolute favorite thing to do is rollerskate.
25. I have flat feet.
26. I had two basset hounds once that I still dream about sometimes. I miss you Florida. I miss you Alice.
27. I've had the same best friend since I was 14.
28. Chest hair really does it for me.
29. Muscles don't.
30. I change my mind a lot. Now that I think about it, my favorite smell is my daughter's breath.
31. I have ADD. When it looks like I'm listening to the story you're telling me, I'm really thinking about rollerskating.
32. Vanilla Bean with chocolate syrup, mixed together like pudding, is my favorite ice cream.
33. If I wasn't so close to my parents, I'd move to New Zealand.
34. I've never been to New Zealand.
35. I've been to India.
36. I've been to Jamaica.
37. I've been to Paris, Germany and London.
38. I've been to the Maldives.
39. Hawaii, three times.
40. I took my Dad on a Windjammer cruise for his 60th birthday.
41. Disney characters creep me out.
42. But I have a fondness for Winnie the Pooh.
43. I was into Kaballah for a while, before Madonna. I even wore the red string. My shrink turned me onto it when I lived in LA. See what happens when you live in LA?
44. I believe in reincarnation. That I believed before I lived in LA.
45. My favorite musician of all time is Prince.
46. I learned to drive on a Cadillac.
47. My middle name is Lynne.
48. My favorite tree is a Weeping Willow.
49. I could never do the splits.
50. Not ticklish.

4 comments:

It Starts Now said...

LOVE this list!!!!!

jesus said...

shit, you are deep
-jesus

Luisa Perkins said...

It's a terrific list. I love Austin. Let's go, Mets!

tiffany hyphen-hyphen said...

you had me at roller skating...