ME: I’ve just been so discombobulated since I got here. I’m so rusty in navigating this city. It’s like I never even lived here or something. I never know where I am, where I’m going or how to get there. What’s wrong with me?
TRACY (after a beat comically timed to perfection): Well, maybe it’s just because you’re DINGY?
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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I hope you had a good time!
Um, wouldn't your husband say that as well. And get popped for it.
Its all in the manual they make you read before they download your being into those tiny bodies in those dark wombs.
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ME: I’ve just been so discombobulated since I got here. I’m so rusty in navigating this city. It’s like I never even lived here or something. I never know where I am, where I’m going or how to get there. What’s wrong with me?
TRACY (after a beat comically timed to perfection): Well, maybe it’s just because you’re DINGY?
The thing only your best friend can say to you at a bar in New York City.
TRACY (after a beat comically timed to perfection): Well, maybe it’s just because you’re DINGY?