Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The thing only your best friend can say to you at a bar in New York City.

ME: I’ve just been so discombobulated since I got here. I’m so rusty in navigating this city. It’s like I never even lived here or something. I never know where I am, where I’m going or how to get there. What’s wrong with me?

TRACY (after a beat comically timed to perfection): Well, maybe it’s just because you’re DINGY?

3 comments:

Magpie said...

:)
I hope you had a good time!

mlb said...

Um, wouldn't your husband say that as well. And get popped for it.

Anonymous said...

Its all in the manual they make you read before they download your being into those tiny bodies in those dark wombs.